“When did you stop fucking goats?”

A fan writes:

Dear Asshole,

(I like this guy already)

I saw that you referred to someone as a “goatfucker”.  Do you really think this is appropriate? Do you condone bestiality?  Do you really think these people fuck goats?

Signed,

AnimalLover

Dear “Animal Lover”:

How much do you really love animals?  I mean, really?

I do not refer to someone as a “goatfucker” because I believe that they fuck goats.  I don’t know that they don’t fuck goats, but I’m not sayin’ they do.  I certainly don’t condone the mistreatment of goats (although they do make for a good curry).  But if someone were to have the type of moral character that would allow for the infliction of sodomy on a hoofed animal, well, would it be wrong to point that out?

2 Responses to ““When did you stop fucking goats?””

  1. BikeMonkey Says:

    WTF is wrong with you? This goat thing is unhealthy.

  2. arunxjacob Says:

    yeah on the curry. Goat curry is good stuff. The fact that I am into eating goats pretty much rules out fucking them. For me eating something and fucking it are like matter and anti-matter, never to be mixed. Those crazy Republicans would be really funny if they werent fucking up my kids future.

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