A fan writes:
Dear Asshole,
(I like this guy already)
I saw that you referred to someone as a “goatfucker”. Do you really think this is appropriate? Do you condone bestiality? Do you really think these people fuck goats?
Signed,
AnimalLover
Dear “Animal Lover”:
How much do you really love animals? I mean, really?
I do not refer to someone as a “goatfucker” because I believe that they fuck goats. I don’t know that they don’t fuck goats, but I’m not sayin’ they do. I certainly don’t condone the mistreatment of goats (although they do make for a good curry). But if someone were to have the type of moral character that would allow for the infliction of sodomy on a hoofed animal, well, would it be wrong to point that out?
August 12, 2009 at 5:32 am |
WTF is wrong with you? This goat thing is unhealthy.
September 18, 2009 at 10:25 pm |
yeah on the curry. Goat curry is good stuff. The fact that I am into eating goats pretty much rules out fucking them. For me eating something and fucking it are like matter and anti-matter, never to be mixed. Those crazy Republicans would be really funny if they werent fucking up my kids future.