JB Handley, El Chingacabra mas grande

(h/t Sister Isis)

There’s a lot of hate-filled douchenozzles in this world, and nothing seems to bring out the hate more than senseless, conspiracy-laden ideologies. But add in violent hatred of women, and soon enough, you’ve got a body count.

Look, I don’t know much about this “anti-vaccine movement” but it looks pretty stupid. Vaccines have saved, what, maybe a HUNDRED FUCKTILLION LIVES over the last couple of centuries, and these goatfucking assclowns think they’re a bad idea based on some science-free alternative belief system. That’s their right.

It’s also the right, and even the responsibility, of journalists like Amy Wallace to call them out.  And what does she get for her troubles?  JB Handley, in a messy fit of self-pleasuring, accuses her of being “mind-raped” by a real doctor who actually knows something about vaccines (but not about “mind-rape” or goat fucking).

This reveals a number of things about JB (dick in my) Handley.  First, if a dude with a skull full of stryo packing peanuts thinks vaccines are a bad idea, I’m all for them.  Second, he thinks women are so incapable of sentience that he thinks some uber-evil mad scientist inseminating her mind was the only way she could have written so purdy.  Finally, resorting to the imagery of rape to describe your female intellectual opponent (not intellectual equal!) reveals a violent contempt for women that likely permeates his every thought and action.

I was pretty worried about the billies, but now I’m gonna have to watch out for the nannies too, because I doubt there’s a female of any species immune from this idiots hatred.